Hello Comrade - Are you as excited as we are for vaccine passports? Personally we cannot wait to segregate society based on vaccine status. It is the right thing to do.
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Justin Trudeau Condemns God for Hate-Motivated Lightning Strike on George Floyd Mural
The George Floyd Memorial in Toledo, Ohio fell victim to a racist act of God yesterday - It was struck by lightning. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has bravely come forward to condemn God and this racially motivated attack.
John Tory Confirms Vaccine Passport Will Be Required to Jump Off Bloor Viaduct
“Suicide is the ultimate trip into the afterlife. It shouldn’t be a surprise that this type of travel would require proof of vaccination.” - John Tory
Earlier this week John Tory had a private closed-door meeting with delegates from the afterlife. Both Satan and Saint Peter were in complete agreement that no one will be allowed into Heaven or Hell without a vaccine passport – especially if they’re from Toronto.
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