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Hello Comrade - This week we interviewed one of Our Nation’s Bravest Heroes, someone who has not left their home for over a year. Research suggests that this type of strict lockdown behaviour has resulted in Billions of Canadian lives being saved.
A chilling discovery found underneath a Saskatchewan Residential School has proven that the Catholic Church is also responsible for the extinction of Dinosaurs. No surprise there.
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We Talked to Our Nation’s Bravest Heroes: Those who have Still Not gone outside
Chip Lardoque has been inside for 487 consecutive days. He Loves saving lives, he Loves science, and he has a couch-bed. Listen to the full conversation with Chip
Dinosaur Remains Found under Saskatchewan Residential School, Catholic Church Suspected Responsible
Several fossilized velociraptor skeletons were found buried below the building. In context of recent events, the conclusion is obvious: Catholic priests tortured the prehistoric lizards to death and then buried them under the school to conceal their crimes against dinosaurs.
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Still Dealing with Statues :(
Unfortunately some statues of colonizers are still standing in this “country”. Once again Jessica Laurencian a Ryerson University Professor of Indigenous Rights talks about the need to ‘fix’ those who are not on board with the destruction of history.
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